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MISS
TEXAS ESCAPEE - 1999
Announcing
The FINALISTS and WINNER of
The Texas Escapes Bathing Beauty Contest of 1999*
Before announcing Miss Texas Escapee for 1999, we’d like to thank
everyone who sent an entry. Due to space restrictions we can only
exhibit the 5 runners-up which are:
Nancy Newberry
Dorothy Doppelganger
Juana La Cubana
Sandy Sabrosa
Lorna Dune
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NANCY
NEWBERRY
from NACOGDOCHES |
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Born:
Nacogdoches
Last Book Read:
Texas Driving License Test
Manual
Spare Time Activity: Helping
people find their lost pets.
World View: "
I think we need to use all our natural resources as soon as we can
so the scientists can find solutions that much sooner. I mean, why
did God make the rainforest for if it wasn’t so we could have nice
flooring. I think that as an incentive for finding alternatives,
we could reward the scientists with nice flooring from the dwindling
supplies."
Favorite Food:
Cantonese, but only from Canton, Texas.
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DOROTHY
DOPPELGANGER
from
DALHART |
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Born:
Indianola
Pet Peeve: People
telling me they know someone who looks just like me.
Greatest Accomplishment: 1st
place winner in Annual West Palm Beach Palm Uprooting Competition.
Favorite Book:
You Can’t Go Home Again. ("Being from Indianola, I can
really identify with it.")
How would you use your title if voted
Miss Texas Escapee?
"I’d work tirelessly to make people aware
of our beach erosion problem."
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JUANA
LA CUBANA
from NADA |
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Born:
Havana, Cuba
Home:
Nada, Texas (Colorado Co.)
Ambition:
"To build a bridge to the 22nd Century."
Greatest Accomplishment to Date:
Wrote the award winning slogan for the Nada
Chamber of Commerce: "There’s not much in Nada"
Last Book Read: Love’s
Tormenting Itch.
What would you do if voted Miss Texas
Escapee?
"Use my title to end the blockade of
Cuba."
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SANDY
SABROSA
from SAN
SABA |
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Born:
Toad
Suck, Arkansas
Home:
San Saba
Greatest Wish: "To
reopen the Chicken Ranch"
Last Book Read:
Making Narcissism Work For You
Pet Peeve:
People who say unkind things about my hat.
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Born:
Denton, Texas
Last Book Read:
Classics Illustrated version of Tolstoy’s War And Peace.
Spare Time Activities:
Matching lost socks from area laundromats.
Greatest Wish:
To be reunited with her father
on death row (one way or another).
Favorite Place:
Local cement company’s sand storage lot where this photo was shot.
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Now after
weeks of decision and mental anguish by our selected jury of plastic
surgeons and veterinarians, we proudly announce
Miss Texas Escapee 1999
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*This
contest is politically correct since all contestants are old fashioned
girls who enjoyed the blatant display of their beauty.
All
photos TE archives. Any resemblance to persons living or deceased
is your problem.
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