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SANTA'S ACROBATIC ACT


by David Knape

How does Santa get down
the chimney tonight?
with his huge bag of toys
getting stuck, he just might

Besides that, he's too fat
he's unfit, he'll admit
with that belly so round
how in the world does he fit?

But not to worry
about Santa's sad plight,
somehow he will make it
down the chimney tonight

It is cookies he covets
licking his rosy lips
his acrobatics
spurred by Chocolate Chips!

© d.knape December 24, 2020
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