| (Baby
Boomer Edition)
Small Town Heaven
is where:
Gregory Peck is the District Attorney
Henry Fonda is the
Mayor
Katherine Hepburn is the Newspaper Editor
Mickey Rooney is the
Juvenile Delinquent
Jimmy Stewart is the Loan Officer
Lionel Barrymore
is the Doctor
Eve Arden is the School Teacher/Librarian
Andy Griffith
is the Sheriff
Bishop Sheen is the Religious Leader
James Mason records
the phone message for the Chamber of Commerce
Rocky and Bullwinkle is the
favorite cartoon
James Thurber is the Class Clown
Ernest Borgnine is
theVillage Idiot
Grace Kelly is the Girl Next Door, and
Paul Newman
is the Town Rounder/Rake (who ends up marrying Joanne Woodward, our Girl Next
Door Runner-up) Small
Town Hell is where:
Alan Dershowitz is the District Attorney
Dabney
Coleman is the Mayor
Katherine Hepburn is the Newspaper Editor
Bruce
Dern is the (not so) juvenile delinquent
Jim Bakker is the Religious Leader
Michael Milken is the Loan Officer
Vincent Price is the Doctor
Larry Flynt is the Librarian/Schoolteacher
Rod Steiger is the Sherriff
Burt Lancaster runs the Chamber of Commerce
The Flintstones is the favorite
Cartoon Program
Oscar Levant is the Class Clown
Sam Donaldson is the
Village Idiot
Judy Garland is the Girl Next Door, and
Jessie Ventura
is the Town Rounder/Rake (who ends up marrying Joan Collins, our Girl Next Door
Runner-Up) | 