| (Baby
Boomer Edition) Small Town Heaven is where: Gregory
Peck is the District Attorney Henry Fonda is the Mayor Katherine Hepburn
is the Newspaper Editor Mickey Rooney is the Juvenile Delinquent Jimmy
Stewart is the Loan Officer Lionel Barrymore is the Doctor Eve Arden
is the School Teacher/Librarian Andy Griffith is the Sheriff Bishop
Sheen is the Religious Leader James Mason records the phone message for the
Chamber of Commerce Rocky and Bullwinkle is the favorite cartoon James
Thurber is the Class Clown Ernest Borgnine is theVillage Idiot Grace
Kelly is the Girl Next Door, and Paul Newman is the Town Rounder/Rake (who
ends up marrying Joanne Woodward, our Girl Next Door Runner-up) Small
Town Hell is where: Alan Dershowitz is the District Attorney Dabney
Coleman is the Mayor Katherine Hepburn is the Newspaper Editor Bruce
Dern is the (not so) juvenile delinquent Jim Bakker is the Religious Leader
Michael Milken is the Loan Officer Vincent Price is the Doctor
Larry Flynt is the Librarian/Schoolteacher Rod Steiger is the Sherriff
Burt Lancaster runs the Chamber of Commerce The Flintstones is the favorite
Cartoon Program Oscar Levant is the Class Clown Sam Donaldson is the
Village Idiot Judy Garland is the Girl Next Door, and Jessie Ventura
is the Town Rounder/Rake (who ends up marrying Joan Collins, our Girl Next Door
Runner-Up) |