on in LA? Whoever heard of pineapple on a pizza And these aren't
pizzas anyway you can't get decent pizza outside of New Jersey.
My daughter in law she said to me 'cause I was cooking dinner God
knows she never does My son he does all the cooking She says to
me what's that you're putting in the meatballs, garlic? So I said
of course whaddya expect I put in meatballs, pineapple?
I never had a piece of bread here I can't eat it cause it's not
real bread They don't know how to make good bread Jersey has the
best bread especially where we live in South Jersey I used to live
in North Jersey and it took two years for me to like South Jersey
and now well I wouldn't live anywhere else.
We live in a senior place that's all wooded just like Paulie's from
The Sopranos Ya know Joe Pesci lives close to us that's how nice
Next year my son's supposed to come to New Jersey He'll remember
what good cooking is I made a German beef stew cause I'm half German
and half Hungarian My husband here he's a genuine Italian from Sicily
Not that he's from Sicily but his people are He's a neat freak He
was a fireman so everything has to be in the right place ya know?
out of place Neat he is I don't know how my son can live the way
they do considering how we brought him up.
believe my daughter in law has the washer and dryer outside? That's
right outside Their place is so small our place has 8 rooms Imagine
that our place is bigger than my son's She won't cook and she won't
clean my daughter in law. I did all their laundry and next day know
what? There it was again Piles of it Same stuff.
grandkids, they don't know how to eat The one had a Godiva chocolate
and a glassa milk for breakfast Can you believe it? In Jersey we
eat fresh vegetables Whatever they got at the produce farm We buy
everything fresh broccoli zucchini whatever's fresh My husband's
a diabetic so we don't eat dessert but the vegetables are good in
New Jersey The tomatoes? Ummmmm. First thing my husband wants me
to do when we get home is make him a tomato and onion salad.
day the same grandson had a piece of cake and milk for breakfast.
What's that about? I don't understand how they eat out here Salad
that's all they eat Except for that Godiva chocolate and the cake.
And my daughter in law has dogs They're nice dogs but they never
get brushed and shed all over the place Even in the kitchen I wouldn't
eat anyplace with dog hair all over the place Not us She went out
my daughter in law and bought this big brush and brushed her dogs
There was more hair on the floor than on the dog Big pile Big Looked
like they had three dogs instead of two.
My son is so upset that two of his kids ya know they aren't that
smart and it bothers him cause he's principal and he was a really
good student his whole life So his kid is a C student So what? But
it bothers him My son it bothers my son.
He shouldn't've married a girl from California But she's from here
and so's her whole family.
married a Jersey girl My daughter in law she says her sons will
stay in California too and I said not on your life they won't.
My other son he lives close to me with his wife but they have no
This visit gave me agida.